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Breezy evening, it's almost December now, nights seems to be long than day. Mr.Sun is doing only half of its work. Drinking water has become non mandatory. Nature's call would become inevitable if glucose levels increases.

What's the connection between all these. WATER, which is the root of breeze, thirst, climate change and so on. There are talks going around about the importance of economic water usage. There is also a predicament about the world war 3 which would have direct connection to water.

Still wondering what's the interconnection. Let me come to the point. The event down under has changed my perception. I started to view things differently than before. I was waiting for a friend near a super market. There I saw something unusual. It is unusual for a stupid common man like me. I saw a old lady buying disposable water glass and a half litter water can. My eyes followed her. She went to the backside of the car and drank alcohol. Wait, don't judge please. I was shocked or surprised to be precise. She dressed up and started her work. Guess what, she came there for drainage cleaning of the super market.

Have you ever judged people and realized the truth or background? 

Once upon a time, there was a poor orphan boy called Richhard. He was brought up by roadside beggars. He became a teenager and came to know that there is one category of people who were called as Rich.

One fine day he decided to become Rich. He went to old books shop and asked the shopkeeper for work. The shopkeeper recollected his childhood for a moment and offered him the opportunity. Shopkeeper enumerated the terms and conditions. Though boy couldn't understand most of it he agreed to everything boss said.

Days rolled down. Boy became Major. He is not more a teenager. He is almost a adult now. During all these days boy read all the books which were available for his access in the shop. He had knowledge about vast topics.

It was a dusky evening. One teacher walked by the shop. He noted this guy who was reading a philosophy thesis and making notes of it. Teacher asked shopkeeper about him. The next day he presented a brand new book. He asked him to read as much as he could in 28 days. Teacher told something to the shopkeeper in his ears and went away.

This made him curious and he read the whole in a week. For the next 2 weeks he read the next two parts of the book. In the final week he recalled all three parts and made sure he became well versed.

Exactly after 28 days, teacher came to visit the guy. Teacher was surprised by the guy's progress. Guy curiously asked the teacher about what he told the shopkeeper that day. Teacher laughed out loud and told him that he didn't told anything on his ears. It was just a trick. He realized the reason and laughed within himself.

Teacher made a deal with him and both left that old books shop. Meanwhile teacher explains the do's and don't s. He kept whatever he told in mind. About six months from there this guy and his teacher made in to national media attention.

Both got arrested and the institution got sealed. The reality is that this evil teacher made the poor guy to prepare for national level competitive exam for medicine. This guy impersonated in that exam on behalf of a Rich guy.

There are many ways to become rich. If you try to become rich only by doing evil things constantly, nature has the procedures in place to dump you more often than not.

Once there lived a so called Pro IT professional who considers himself as Genius and thinks he has more IQ than Einstein. He had attitude issues which he never realized. He treats everyone as fool.

It was One fine day for all others except for our Genius. It was not a fine day for him because he was unwell. He couldn't move his right leg when he woke up and tried to move out of his bed. Since he was a genius, he done a self diagnosis and thought it was the symptoms of paralysis and he confirmed that with Google.

He didn't panic though. He called his Mom and told that he suffers from paralysis. Mom shocked and started crying. He scolded his mom to stop the non sense. He asked her to take his mobile phone from his dressing table.

He called reporting manager of his workplace and told him that he was suffering from paralysis and couldn't come thereafter. Then he called HR department of his workplace and asked them to do all the relieving procedures. Finally he called his family Doctor for name sake and told him the same story. Doctor knows about him and smiled from inside but he didn't showed him through laughter over the phone call.

Doctor arrived to our Genius house where he was lying on his bed like a patient. Doctor asked him not to talk for the next few minutes. Doctor thoroughly examined his whole body. Then Doctor sat down and took a pen from his bag. Doctor poked the middle of our Genius foot with nib of ball point pen. His right leg jumped from the bed for about a couple of feet which nearly slashed Doctor's chin.

Every one around him and including our Genius got shocked. There was no medication such as syringe or pills given but his paralysis got cured within minutes. Our Genius was awe struck. Doctor told one thing and left the place "Googling your symptoms when you feel unwell is the most idiot way to convince yourself that you started going towards dying".

"Tringgggg" the interval bell rang. Doors were opened, lights switched on, audience murmuring about the first half of the movie.

A group of college students were sitting next to me. These teens made their back fevicoled to their respective seats. I laughed at myself thinking about my situation when I was a college student. Being middle class there is nothing much we can afford in a multiplex except the tickets. Even we people opt for public transit instead of own vehicles because of parking charges.

Every friends gang will have at least one freak out guy. That guy in that gang stood up and told others "Hey come on Dude! I understand that we can't afford interval spends. Why you people can't stretch out and take pics? Do whatever I am going to Piss. Whomsoever wishes can join me". I heard all this and decided to follow him. One of the guy in the gang who seems like a non-metro guy followed the freak.

After a while I heard some sound of scolding. I followed the sound, it was near the rest room hand wash. A yoyo dude left the place after scolding this non-metro guy. The freak out guy was making fun of him and told him that "I understand being a Engineering student we have all the chances of not identifying water tap sensor and this is your first time in multiplex. At least you should have waited until I come". This non-metro guy face shrink-ed like a trashed tissue and he asked his friend not to tell about this to others.

We reached our respective seats. I couldn't digest the words by which the teen got scolded. Movie resumes after interval and I couldn't watch the movie anymore. I left the theater and reached home. I told my father about all this. He advised me "Son, I understand it's not fair to get scolded like that but that's life".

I couldn't understand philosophy of life like my father who is 40 years elder than me. The words kept banging my heads. "Don't you have sense you idiot". I thought like "It is not a crime if you screw the tap head to perish water when there is a water tap sensor".

A frog lived near a pond. He came near the pond with sad face. At that time a pond fish came by. It asked the frog "Why are you looking sad?". The frog replied "I am still single".

Fish told the frog that being single is good in a way. But frog didn't listened to its advice and went away with anger.

One fine day post heavy rain frog came near pond and was searching for that fish. Fish came and asked frog "Why are looking very different today?". Frog replied that he got some advice from his seniors and love gurus.

Fish wished him and asked him what they taught. Frog told that it's a suspense. Meanwhile fish realized that something wrong going to happen.

Fish told frog that he feels something weird. Frog didn't taken a single word since he was in romantic mood.

Frog told fish that the wait is over and he is going unveil his love skills that he got from the gurus. Frog told again that he feels something wrong. Same as like before frog didn't heard a single word.

Frog started to sing the love song and suddenly a snake came by. On hearing the frog sound snake came near the pond. Fish saw the snakes presence and alerted frog to hide and get away from there. Unfortunately frog didn't heard what fish told.

Snake ate the frog and went away. Fish felt sad about frog. Fish cried and mourned for him. Fish thought "If my dear friend heard my advice he would have not get killed"

It was the month of November, little princess didn't woke up early like normal weekdays because leave was announced by the government a day before due to rain forecast.

Instead of bed coffee mom came with a healthy malt drink. Mom kept the drink aside and tried to wake her up by saying that it was raining heavily outside since she loves rain very much. She woke up like sunrise and drunk the malt with the Gold fish like eyes closed and there was a temporary mustache grown below her nose.

A friend of her knocked the door. Mom opened the door and threw a naughty look at him. Mom snapped his nose and told him that she was expecting him. Mom made him to sit in the living room and served him with some drink.

Meanwhile she freshened up and drove herself to the living room with full of joy. After small talks they went near balcony glass doors which was shredding tears and the balcony turning itself in to a pond and running stream of water. Mom warned them that they should not open the door.

Thereafter they went to her bedroom and after sometime they approached mom's kitchen by hiding their small little hands behind their back. Mom asked them to stay away from kitchen and play somewhere else. They stood still silently. Mom paused her cooking and asked them what they want. They replied that they want to play in rain. Mom refused and advice them they might get sick. They  were adamant and asked for the same again and again.

Suddenly mom noticed them and asked them about what they were hiding on their back. Slowly they showed what it was. On seeing that mom laughed out loud and gave the permission.They opened the doors of the balcony and started playing. They enjoyed the rain with their respective secret toys. Rain gradually stopped and they went to her room again by leaving those two secret toys on balcony itself. The irony is that our little princess and her friend literally killed the toys and sank them in rain water.

Toys thought that they would have enlightened few people life if they have been printed as text books atleast. Balcony told the doors that the tears it shredded was not wasted because it paid homage to the death of two (secret) paper boat toys in advance.