Once there lived a so called Pro IT professional who considers himself as Genius and thinks he has more IQ than Einstein. He had attitude issues which he never realized. He treats everyone as fool.
It was One fine day for all others except for our Genius. It was not a fine day for him because he was unwell. He couldn't move his right leg when he woke up and tried to move out of his bed. Since he was a genius, he done a self diagnosis and thought it was the symptoms of paralysis and he confirmed that with Google.
He didn't panic though. He called his Mom and told that he suffers from paralysis. Mom shocked and started crying. He scolded his mom to stop the non sense. He asked her to take his mobile phone from his dressing table.
He called reporting manager of his workplace and told him that he was suffering from paralysis and couldn't come thereafter. Then he called HR department of his workplace and asked them to do all the relieving procedures. Finally he called his family Doctor for name sake and told him the same story. Doctor knows about him and smiled from inside but he didn't showed him through laughter over the phone call.
Doctor arrived to our Genius house where he was lying on his bed like a patient. Doctor asked him not to talk for the next few minutes. Doctor thoroughly examined his whole body. Then Doctor sat down and took a pen from his bag. Doctor poked the middle of our Genius foot with nib of ball point pen. His right leg jumped from the bed for about a couple of feet which nearly slashed Doctor's chin.
Every one around him and including our Genius got shocked. There was no medication such as syringe or pills given but his paralysis got cured within minutes. Our Genius was awe struck. Doctor told one thing and left the place "Googling your symptoms when you feel unwell is the most idiot way to convince yourself that you started going towards dying".
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